Brian Fantana

Now, ladies and gentlemen, now we all know there’s one reason that GNN have gotten to the top. And that reason is the greatest bloody newsman in the world. Long may he reign! Mr. Ron Burgundy!

Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

It's illegal in nine countries... For legeal reasons we can't tell you which ones.

"It's not getting any better than this."

Photographed cover for single most sucessful issue of Cat Fancy in magazine's history.